Under the Umbrella

I'm kinda twisted.
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fuckyeahfamousblackgirls:

Clair Huxtable sets Elvin straight

(via going-to-scranton)

For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There’s no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.

F. Scott Fitzgerald   (via idontknowwheretostart)

(Source: mdemacedo, via insanelycool)

drbippy:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

(Source: funeralfrost)

Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

heyfuckergetoutofthestreet:

theneverendingdrums:

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

theneverendingdrums:

stravaganza:

the-ss-destiel:

BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

…I can’t even

(via aintnochickenwing)

I had a dream my life would be 
so different from this hell I’m living
so different now from what it seems
now life has killed the dream I dreamed

(via feyminism)